
The Real Housewives of Atlanta threw a Halloween party on Friday night and Kim Zolciak decided to terrorize the audience with a live performance of Tardy For the Party. Obviously, Kim was singing over a track since it’s sort of in tune (SORT OF). If she used her real voice, a pack of wild coyotes would’ve busted through the club thinking one of their young was in danger. Don’t get me wrong, it will still leave your ears wanting to dial 911.

And Kim needs to sit down during her “performances,” because she dances like a bowlegged granny who recently had hip replacement surgery (no offense to bowlegged grannies who recently had hip replacement surgery).

Kim (as a slutty Alice in Wonderland), Sheree (as Hercules), Kandi (as a disco something-or-another) and Lisa Wu (as Dwight).

