Florida rapper Khia obviously has a lot of time on her hands.
In what seems like a ploy for attention, the rapper most known for her 2002 hit “My Neck, My Back,” went on her Myspace blog (of all places), and went on a rant dissing some of the biggest names in entertainment (and oddly, in alphabetical order).
It would probably take readers all weekend to read the entire entirety, so we took a few excerpts and posted them below.
Letter A- Amber Rose: Imma show this bitch a little love cuz she from Philly bald headed and all….She cute!!!!
I aint gone judge the hoe because we all know she been on a strippa pole since she was 5 years old, suckin clits since 12, and decided to TRICK and SUCK every nigga in the game and all of a sudden wanna be a model at 35…… Get Money Biiiiiitch!!!!!
But I am gone roast at the fact that she leaked photos on the internet of that MILE loooooong, 18wheeler, turned to the SIDE ass pussy with her DUMB ass and lost ALL of the MONEY! It didn’t work for KATRINA HARBOR and its NOT gone work for YOU!!!!!
Someone stole your computer, someone stole her phone……Heard it all before!!!! Chile boooo…Stick to what ya know……….Trickin, strippin and suckin dick and pussy lips…..Get money biiiiiitch!!!!!….
Letter B- Beyoncé: Fuck this hoe………Can Kelly Rowland make a little bit of MONEY????
We all seen Kelly on the EBT Card Awards shut that shit down and here you come making Jay Z call in all of his favors to put you on the TV screen with that TIRED, THROUGH and DELAYED performance.
We all could have passed on that! Imma fan true enough, but we really sick of looking at you! Give Solange a chance or give your husband Jay Z some children cuz he getting ole as Methuselah and his time is running OUT!!
Who runs the world? Girls…..Girls! ….
Letter C- Chris Brown: Oooooooooooo Hoooooooney…… How many records you sold????Cuz the sissy’s and punks all around the world saw ALLLLLLLL your bizness.
With your “Who told Harpo to beat me,” Blonde hair, Dick down to ya knees….. Redirect your anger please!!
Looks like another Dennis Rodman to me….. I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard it from me!
Letter G-Gucci Mane: Gucci Mane comes home this weekend….We doing it waaaaaaaay big in Chat Town, but pleassssse explain the rainbow colored ice cream cone you got tatted on the side of your face?????
You still tryna trick and pick up hoes at the Greenbrier Mall flea market????
Come on now Gucci……Is that “What Dey Do?” That’s all I got to say bout that!!!!!!
Stay free this time……. PLEASSSSSE!!!!!!!!!! A is for Apple and J is for Jacks……No, A is for ASSHOLE and J is for JACKASS!
Letter J-Jamie Fox: Do you really like showing dick or is you ready to dress like Wanda fulltime? The Drag Queen’s loved what they saw…….Hollywood does change a nigga? ….
You know better with ya ole ass…….They should’ve never gave you niggas camera phones!!!!!!
Don’t no real niggas take pics of their dick with they camera phone. At least Eddie Long had on a tight T and bicycle spandex.
Yall suga sweet ass niggas just letting it all hang out!!!!!!!….
Letter N-Nicki Minaj: Nicki you weren’t prepared for the awards and we were NEVER prepared for you…..Case closed and casket dropped and that’s all I want to say about that!….
Letter R-Rick Ross: Is you really selling dope on your IPhone??????
I did see you at the Tupac center but I am not sure if you were just there to promote that tired ass single or there to support Queen Affine and the children because all the money you claim you got, I didn’t see you cut no check…..I’m a little sick of you talking about dope and fucking bitches in the ass on all your songs!
Listen ladies, a straight man would not want to violate your ass, bypassing all that good pussy to go straight to the asshole…… I got a problem with that!!!!!
Ass is ass…..If you try one, you tried them all!!!! Once again, boy pussy it is….Cocaine is a powerful drug!….
If you have a few hours to spare, you can read Khia’s slanderous rant in full here.