Today was a fairly boring one in the world of hip hop, until 50 Cent took over his Twitter account and all hell broke loose.
The first sign that something out of the ordinary was happening, were these series of tweets from 50′s account:
“I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich f*ck this I’m going home I don’t need this sh*t
Got d*m it motherf*ckers I’m having a bad dayThere’s other people at the house she just likes to boss me around
I took out the garbage She mad cause I havent been over there a lot I been working my grand father was laughingAnd sh*t f*** that.“
That made a few people scratch their heads wondering wtf was going on. Bloggers and fans alike were wondering if his account had been hacked.
When this next one came in, there wasn’t one person on twitter watching 50′s timeline that didn’t crack up laughing.
And the comedy just kept coming after it was confirmed that it was actually Fif. Kat Stacks, Fat Joe, Allhiphop, Soulja Boy, Miss Info, Necole B*tchie and every producer on the ‘Before I Self Destruct‘ album got jabbed, some harder than others.
Here’s some of the highlights:
“Man my head been aching all morningI took motrin but I need some of that syrup Sh*t They be drinking
Soulja Boy my little n*gga They just cought him snow mobilingIts cool. I got a n*gga dat a handle dat kat stacksB*tch for him right quick
They set me up man They wasn’t suppose to show me how To use this sh*t I’m activated no one safe
I got a gun on me now n*gga do something I’m Strapped oh that necole b*tchie b*tch talking Bout me oh its on
If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy advice,”
“Chris lighty fired f*ck that I’m startin overMy new cd gone kill I said its gone kill motherF*cker
You motherf*ckers don’t like me Say somthing now You f*ck boys no I run da southI kill n*gga I kill
Missinfo you need to let me hit dat So I can get rid of that ciara rumorI like fine asian girls let me spank dat ass lol
Jim jones, bun b, and jada kiss in the houseI see yal im cyber bangin join my gang n****Aint nobody f*ckin wit me
I’m bin laden mother f*ckers actin like they can’t find me lol
I change my mind info I did know we was gone have wips and sh*t I’m on my to the sex storeNow lol
Allhiphop.com f*ckin wit me alright Motherf*ckers calling me twitty cent Ima catch 1 of you motherf*ckers F***** computer geeks.”
50 did take a few seconds to get serious. He congratulated Lloyd Banks for going gold with the single “Beamer, Benz or Bentley.“
And he just dropped this us in the last few minutes:
50 was speaking about the “F*ck You” joint he hopped on with Cee-Lo. Congrats to Cee-lo and 50 on what is already becoming a huge hit, can’t wait to see the visuals.
To the rest of yall out there beware, he’s taken over his twitter and nobody is safe, lol.