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Ladies You May Be Hypnotized By Good D**k If…

One of my female friends named Tasha was in this relationship with a man,who cheated on her 23 times… that she knows of, gave her 4 infections and spit on her at least 3 times. Despite all of that, it took an a$$ whooping from his “jumpoff” to finally get her to break up with him. I told her she was not only stupid, but dicknotized! What is dicknotized? It’s when you put up with a lot of crap simply because the d*ck is great. Are you dicknotized?

Now while that was an extreme case there are a lot of other cases where females are dicknotized and might not know it. Dicknotism happens when the “manxilla” hits the bottom of the coochie and produces multiple orgasms. The level of dicknotism is increased when the man has a lot of fly swaggerlicious things to help add to his control over his female. He may be taking care of her financially, and mentally supporting her, but it could be anything.

I can’t help but wonder how a beautiful female like my friend Tasha could be so sprung over a dude, and have such low self esteem to put up with the crap dished out by a man. Especially when there are men everywhere who would literally drink the bath water of a woman like her. Men tend to play mind games and throw insults, shoot down dreams and ambition of the woman they are with. Les Brown said it best when he said “Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.” So please don’t let some guy take advantage of you and take over your life just because he can perform magic tricks with his penis. Nothing is worth your mental stability.

You Might Be Dicknotized If

your man has cheated on you more than once and you’re still with him.

you brought your man everything he owns and you can’t afford a pair of shoes from Baker’s.
you have had a letter placed on your car, by another female asking you how does her coochie taste.
you’re constantly called “the b-word” while you’re not having sex.
you know your man ain’t sh*t, yet you’re still with him and plan on giving him some later tonight.
you’re at work, and he’s home waiting on an unemployment check and for you to cook him dinner.
you’re walking funny from last nights bedroom action and you think you’re man has Laquitta in your car and she is probably giving him head. (right now while you’re reading this)
you’ve ever had a STD you didn’t have before the two of you got together.
you’ve found a pair of panties that did not belong to you under your pillow and he told you he did his sister’s laundry
you think your mother legally changed your name to “no good b*tch fix me dinner”.

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Are White Women Stealing All Of The Black Men?

Are Black women stealing all the white men? Well I googled the phrase and it came back with just one post which links back to a video which has since been taken down. When I googled White women stealing Black men I get 923,000 results. I took my test a little bit further and googled Black men stealing White women, I got 912,000 results. I thought time to up the ante and I googled White men stealing Black women I got back 4 results. This leaves me to believe this is just a problem of insecure white men and black women. Why so serious?

If I want to date a white chick with blonde pubic hair I should be able to without catching hell from the sisters. Now granted when I place quotes around the phrases the numbers change but it’s still a problem that seems to be had by Black women and White men. Why do these groups feel the need to limit their dating pool? I want to tell every White guy out there reading my blog that Black chicks are the bomb! Sexual Napalm.

While on my google mission to unite the world, I came across one guy who was so upset that Black dudes were bagging White women and filling them with chocolate that he decided to hop on yahoo answers to try to figure out why Black dudes kept stealing all the white chicks. He asked:

I was recently in Manchester and i saw these two black guys trying their best to get these white girls to go with them its perfectic when there was a whole bulding of black women there.

Now I purposely chose not to edit his question because its pathetic not perfectic. Dummy! But a witty White woman answered his question, and I’m sure she liked to ride on the chocolate freefall of interracial dating called the ManXilla. She replied:

Totally about reparations. We enslaved them for hundreds of years… only fair we give something back, right?
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Sorry, when I see questions this ‘perfetic’, I just can’t take them seriously.

We need to get over this hump that one race must date their own kind. That is the ideology from an era that believed Blacks and Whites shouldn’t sit in the same movie theaters, or drink from the same water fountain. The ideology from an era where Blacks picked the cotton and Whites reaped the benefits. It’s wrong. Stringy blonde pubic hair has to be in my future, just as well as nappy dugouts need to be, but hopefully which ever color chick I get with next will be balder than America’s bird, while being spread like one.

Some Black men are no better on the same question I mentioned earlier one dude felt the need to say: You were dreaming. Most white women marry white men. Most black men marry black women. “This black man is interested in ONLY black women. There isn’t one white woman who can convert me.”

Well thank you Racist Raheem for sharing your racism on the world. When you swim in vagina from a different racial group it’s like eating Fried Chicken or a mayonnaise sandwich. Its like drinking Kool-Air on a summer’s day and at the same time it’s like cursing in front of you parents and not thinking a thing about it.

My good friend and colleague Rachel wrote: “Why can’t we rise above the hate? It’s 2010-our president is the product of an interracial couple, so are we really still struggling to accept interracial dating?” She continues by adding “I don’t feel betrayed by my own when I see a white man date someone other than a white woman. I think it’s beautiful-finding a common ground with someone “different” from you, because are we really even that different?”

Rachel’s words, intended to unite caused quite a storm. Rachel mentioned the beauty of mixed children and while she didn’t say the word some, I know she didn’t mean any harm in her words, but one angry Black woman lashed out at my boss Russell Simmons.

I am deeply offended that Rachel Samara made this statement “Interracial children are the most beautiful and this should say something.” You may not realize it, but most of your readers are actually Black. When you recurrently allow this abomination on your site, it not only insults us, Black women and mothers, but it insults you as Black men. I have in the past defended Russell for his choice in women and I was probably wrong in doing so, as he seems to not have our best interest at heart. Dating people of different races is completely allowed, as time dictates that we evolve and adapt to changes; good changes. However, why would you allow your staff to make comments publicly infering natural, irreversible and definite inferiority in the Black race? Are you totally blind to sensitivity and ethics in the name of ‘hits’ on this site? Do you want Kimora’s babies to feel superior to non mixed black children? Are these the values you want instilled in your children? This is pathetic and the fact that you continually allow people to blog this nonsesense is cause for alarm. When you allow wrongdoing, you compromise your own values. This means that, I am now aware that Russell is using White women (Rachel and his ex) to spew his inherent hatred for his race. Good work!

I have no respect left for you, Russell

I guess these wounds of Black women and insecure white men are a lot deeper than I can ever realize.

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Nicki Minaj Addresses The Haters….

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Teairra Mari Talks Bow Wow, Masturbation & Trickin’ …

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Erykah Badu Charged Over Nude Video

Erykah Badu was charged with disorderly conduct over her nude video shoot that took place in the middle of Dallas. Our sources say the announcement will be made at a news conference held by the Dallas Police Department momentarily. Erykah took her clothes off in the middle of Dealey Plaza — the place where JFK was assassinated in 1963 — for a music video shoot. A Texas woman filed an indecency complaint with the PD.

Cops say they have charged Badu with disorderly conduct and will mail her a citation. Badu faces up to a $500 fine.

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Jennifer Hudson After The Baby…

Jennifer Hudson has shed the weight and is looking pretty amazing these days.

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Dr. Dre Talks New Song w/ Jay-Z “Under Pressure”

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Philadelphia Eagles Trade Quarterback Donovan McNabb To The Washington Redskins


NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora reports that the Redskins acquire Donovan McNabb from Eagles for 37th overall pick and an additional third or fourth round pick depending on performance, according to a league source.

Donovan McNabb was more than a franchise quarterback for this team,” said Eagles Chairman Jeffrey Lurie. “He truly embodied all of the attributes of a great quarterback and of a great person. He has been an excellent representative of this organization and the entire National Football League both on and off the field. I look forward to honoring him as of the greatest Eagles of all-time and hopefully see in enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton one day. I wish Donovan and his beautiful family great health and joy for many, many years to come.”

This was a very tough decision,” said head coach Andy Reid. “Donovan McNabb represented everything a football player could be during his 11 seasons in Philadelphia. He carried this organization to new heights and set a high standard of excellence both on and off the field. We thank him for everything he did for this football team and for this city.”

Donovan is the ultimate professional,” said Eagles president Joe Banner. “He has an incredible work ethic and has been an integral part of our success. Over the years, Donovan has always carried himself with a great deal of dignity. He’s an excellent role model for young men and women from across the region. In my mind, he’ll always be remembered as one of the greatest Eagles of all time.”

Eagles general manager Howie Roseman: “Donovan is clearly one of the all-time greatest Eagles and he represented this team and this city with class over the last 11 years. Certainly a deal of his magnitude took a lot of time and effort to accomplish and it was certainly a tough decision to make in the end. We wish he and his family all the best.

With the acquisition of Washington’s 2nd round draft pick this year, the Eagles now have 11 total selections in this year’s draft: 1st round (24th overall), 2nd round (37, from Washington), 2nd round (55), 3rd round (70, from Seattle), 3rd round (87), 4th round (105, from Cleveland), 4th round (121), 5th round (137, from Cleveland), 6th round (200, from Indianapolis), 7th round (243, compensatory pick), and 7th round (244, compensatory pick).’

McNabb, the Eagles first round draft pick in 1999, earned six Pro Bowl selections as an Eagle and finished as the franchise’s all-time leader in passing yards, touchdown passes, pass attempts, and completions.

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50 Cent London Times Interview


The next time that you are on holiday in a foreign city and a handsome black man with a bullet hole in his left cheek asks you to take a photograph of him by a fountain, help him out. It could be 50 Cent enjoying his downtime.

If I get a weekend to myself that’s when I reflect on my life a little,” he says, “that’s when I think: I could easily be dead but God told my ass, ‘No, you ain’t done here yet’.”

In Amsterdam on tour last month the American gangsta rap star woke up in his hotel suite and had an urge for what he calls “a little taste of normalcy”. He threw on a hoody and some sunglasses and gave his ten-strong entourage of minders and managers the slip. 50 Cent then took his first break in days and went for a walk through the streets of the city.

They got an interesting point of view on the sex industry there,” he notes, almost coyly, which is something of a surprise since the multimillion-selling man known to his friends as “Fiddy” is in negotiations about launching his own range of condoms and sex toys as we speak.

But I didn’t spend too long in the red-light district. What I really wanted to see was the sights where regular people hang. I don’t want to sound ungrateful but sometimes I just want to feel like no one. In my downtime I don’t want people in my face.”

No one asked for an autograph. No girl asked to feel his “abs”, so hardened by gym workouts that you could grate carrots on them. These are the usual workaday duties of 50 Cent. But the man born Curtis Jackson III blended with the weekday crowd, with his digital camera, unmolested. He walked by the canal. He walked near the red-light district. Finally he found a pleasant square where he took some pictures of buildings and then asked a bystander to take one of himself. “When I get back to my home in Connecticut I put these photos on a map of the world with a pin. I’ve got them from all the places I’ve visited. I’m starting to build up a picture of where I’ve been, who I meet and what I’ve accomplished. I’m kinda making up a history for myself. I want souvenirs of the good stuff. I got plenty from the bad . . .”

Every morning in the bathroom mirror Jackson can see the bullet wound in his face from a drive-by shooting in 2000 in which he was hit nine times. His story is, by now, known well enough. Born in Queens, New York, to a drug-dealing mother, Sabrina, who was murdered when he was 8, Jackson was raised by his maternal grandparents and then became a dealer himself aged 12. But a talent for music drove him to the verge of a record deal. On the eve of signing to Columbia Records came the shooting. Jackson went to hospital. The company pulled out of the deal. Eventually he was signed by the white rap superstar Eminem, and distilled his terrifying urban tale into his 2003 debut, Get Rich or Die Tryin’. It sold 13 million copies and his subsequent output has established him as gangsta rap’s No 1 pin-up.

But offstage Jackson seems to have outgrown the persona. He’s a gently spoken, thoughtful 34-year-old. He’s astute enough to know that he cannot play the thug for ever and his business acumen has already propelled him into new and unexpected terrain.

Perhaps the most astonishing of these ventures is his self-help book, The 50th Law, co-written with the American business guru Robert Greene. In the book Jackson helps to bring the visceral survival instinct of the New York ghetto to the boardroom. Some of it is poignant: “When you’ve been in life-threatening situations you become aware that life is not for ever”; other parts less so: “I don’t regret slashing a rival’s face [as a drug dealer] and other things I’ve done because they make you who you are.”

Today he is slightly less bullish about the book and his boardroom skills. “From childhood my life has been about how to survive,” he says. “That’s not good for children. But it is a skill. It sharpens your mind. You bring that into the boardroom then you cannot fail. When it comes to discussing a risky venture, I know for sure that I am the least-scared man at the table.

Jackson, who seems so soft and cuddly that you want to take him out and buy him an ice cream, knows that aggression will get you only so far. In fact, hanging out and relaxing is where he stumbled upon his greatest business opportunity of all. The clean-living Jackson, a former amateur boxer and regular gym bunny, says that he always liked a sports drink after a workout. This led him to invest $1 million (£660,000) in the Glacéau Vitaminwater company, which developed a special drink, Formula 50, in his honour. When Coca-Cola bought the company for more than $4 billion he walked away with $100 million.

Yeah, that was a good day,” he says, laughing. “Some people get thirsty after a workout and leave it like that. I get thirsty and start thinking, ‘Well, if I need a vitamin water then there are probably going be a million other people working out who think the same way, too’. I don’t toot my own horn all the time but … that’s how a millionaire thinks.

When I ask him how I can make drinking coffee, eating a croissant and zoning out on a Saturday morning into a multimillion-dollar business opportunity, Fiddy doesn’t miss a beat.

Own the croissant factory, man,” he says, with a hint of the testy teacher addressing a dozy pupil. “Make sure your croissants are the best. And put your name on them.”

He certainly leads by example. The drinks, video games, trainers and sportswear line, fragrance and body spray, novels (he co-wrote a gangster tale, The Ski Mask Way) and autobiography — and the films and music he puts his name to — mean that he and his beloved 13-year-old son, Marquise, will never want for anything. For him, when he is not touring or recording, that is what weekends are all about.

I never knew my father,” he says solemnly. “That’s not at all an unusual situation in the projects. You meet a kid with two parents and you witnessing something pretty special in the ghetto. Having a son was a wake-up call to me. You get a chance to do things better, do them right. It’s only now that I can fully appreciate that the circumstances of my childhood were not right. Hustling is not a life for a 12-year-old. But I grew up seeing that as normal. Marquise will not. I like that. I like knowing that he will have something a whole lot better.”

Jackson says that he is currently single. After an acrimonious split with Marquise’s mother, Shaniqua Tompkins (she sued for $50 million without success and then claimed that Jackson burnt down the house that she was living in), he says that he has neither time nor inclination for a proper relationship.

I don’t have time, and yeah, I think every man wonders if a woman is wanting to have a relationship with him or with his wallet. Men and women are always talking at cross purposes. He’s looking into her eyes. She’s asking about his finances. I’m looking for friendship first, someone that I can have a conversation with. After that it would be her job to make a serene environment to relieve the pressures of the workplace.”

If he met the right woman he says that he might even, as a mark of respect, remove the pole-dancing pole he has in the basement of his home. For now his favourite weekends are spent back in Farmington, Connecticut, with his maternal grandparents, who brought him up after his mother’s murder. The mansion used to belong to Mike Tyson (eerily, the man rumoured to have shot Jackson in 2000 — now dead himself — was one of Tyson’s former bodyguards).

We talk, we eat, we watch movies. People listen to my music and think I live out on the street corners or there’s the sound of shooting, but I like it quiet. The less people in my face the better. I’m happy being 50 Cent on albums and on stage but back home I’m Curtis. I like that I sleep in Mike Tyson’s old bedroom. That’s a legendary place to get a little nap.”

50 Cent’s single, Do You Think About Me, is out now

Fifty’s perfect weekend

Saks suit or tracksuit?
Tracksuit. I can do a suit for a premiere of one of my movies, but at home it feels wrong.

Breakfast smoothie or pancakes and maple syrup?
Smoothie. Well, my vitamin water if I really had the choice.

Nike Air Max or Prada loafers?
You can’t shoot hoop in Italian loafers, fool. Nikes.

Blonde or brunette?
Pass. It’s conversation that counts.

Gym bunny or yoga?
Gym. I want to stay lean, but I don’t need to be putting my foot over my head and up my nose.

Porsche or Ferrari?
Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead. I bought it as soon as it came out.

McDonald’s or Burger King?
Don’t make me endorse a burger without getting paid.

Quiet night in or red carpet do?
Red carpet if it’s one of my films.

In da club or in da pub?
Club. I never been in a pub, man.

Water or vodka?
Water. You make bad decisions on anything else.

Organic home-cooked meal or takeout?
Takeout on the weekend, most definitely.

Upstate or downtown?
Both. Downtown on Saturday. Upstate on a Sunday.

I couldn’t get through the weekend without
A little bit of Taylor Swift on my Walkman.

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FLO From The Bad Girls Club Sits @ The Roundtable Talks About Being In A House Full Of Bitches, Real Beef & Her New Singing Career…

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President Obama Declares He’s “Black” On Census Form

White House officials are confirming reports that President Obama filled out his U.S. Census form and declared that he was Black.

When filling out his Census form, Obama checked the box saying that he was “Black, Afr American or Negro”—a term used on the census in case older Black people still refer to themselves as such.

There was speculation whether the President, born of a Kenyan father and white mother, would check  white, check both black and white, or check the box saying he was “some other race.”

The Census forms do not have a category for biracial or mixed race people.
Uhhh why did need White House officials to confirm this?

Did everyone else not get the memo that this is the first Black President?

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White Supremacist Leader Killed In South Africa & Followers Plan Retaliation…

A leader of white supremacists in South Africa was bludgeoned to death Saturday leading some of his followers to call his death a “declaration of war.”

69-year-old Eugene Terreblanche, the longtime leader of the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging movement was killed by two of his workers in what’s being described as “a dispute of wages.”

The white supremacist group was known for their idea of making an all white republic in the country and leaving Blacks to only enter the area as workers.

A prominent follower of the AWG, Andre Visagie tells the Associated Press that the leaders face had been bludgeoned “beyond recognition” and that this means war.

“The death of Mr. Terreblanche is a declaration of war by the black community of South Africa to the white community that has been killed for 10 years on end.”

Officials are now trying to ease the now rising racial tensions in the country, ten weeks before the country is set to host soccer’s World Cup.

President Jacob Zuma issued a statement urging citizens not to give into the racial hatred saying,

“South Africans not to allow agent provocateurs to take advantage of this situation by inciting or fueling racial hatred.”

Let’s hope this situation doesn’t get out of hand…

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Texas Church Gives Away Cars, TV’s & Gift Cards At Easter Service…

A  Corpus Christi, Texas church is making headlines for their Easter service incentive program. The church is giving away cars, big screen TVs and furniture sets to people who attend Sunday’s service.

Bay Area Fellowship, a mega church with a membership of 7,000 people, is hosting their “Ultimate Giveaway” as a way to introduce people to Christianity.

Everyone who attends will receive $300 in gift certificates to local businesses and there will be a special giveaway of sixteen cars, 15 flat screen TVs, and furniture.

Pastor Bil Cornelius tells The Christian Post,

“We hope to show people that while it is exciting to receive free stuff here on Earth, the greatest free gift of all time is something we haven’t yet seen, but can enjoy for all eternity…They’re coming for the loot and they’re going to leave with Jesus.”

The prizes are worth over $2 million and are all donated items or sponsored by members of the church.

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40 People Shot In Chicago In 50 Hours

Violence in Chicago is continuing to escalate now that police report that as many as 40 people have been shot, some fatally in the last 50 hours.

The number injured was estimated to be around 24 but now that number has spiked dramatically to 40.

The ongoing violence, which is being blamed on a rise in Chicago temperatures, is becoming so hectic that police report a boy being shot in the head just blocks away from a live police press conference.

Six people were injured and one killed in the South Side area, a man was killed in South Paulina, one man was found dead in the street, four men were shot and injured in their 20s.

Investigations into the shootings are still ongoing.

Police have six people “of interest” and some leads in the shootings.

Check out ABC 7′s coverage of this tragedy below.

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