Daily Archives: December 15, 2009
Men go to female brothels all the time but would you females go to a legal male brothel? No relationship headaches to deal with. No baby mama drama. Now worrying about him cheating when he’s out late and not answering his cell phone. Perfect for the career woman who wants to stay focused but needs a little sex in her life. Woman can now have the opportunity to savor all the flavas too. Get thugged out, or a little interracial swirl, or just get with that sensitive act to keep you on cloud nine. Try new things and you never have to worry about leaving unfulfilled because their only focus is to please you as many times as possible and have you keep coming back for more. It will be safer than meeting that dude at the club or bar. No licensed prostitute has contracted HIV in Nevada for more than 25 years.
In the aftermath of Nevada approving a new method to test men for infectious diseases, a local brothel is prepping to serve up what some are hailing as a proverbial breath of fresh air for the desert whoring circuit. The Shady Lady Ranch and its owner, Bobbi Davis, are actively promoting the addition of male prostitutes in their sexual wholesale domicile, making them the first to do so in the state funded by carnal desires and humanistic iniquity.
“With so many male revues going on in Vegas, we thought it was time to give this a try,” said Davis to the press.
The move presents itself as a shrewd by design, but in actuality, it is rooted in desperation. A brutal economic climate has wounded a once thriving sex industry.
Men have traditionally been barred from being sex workers due largely to insufficient methods of STD checking. A new health board regulation allows for urethral testing. Female sex workers are carefully monitored via cervical examination.
Once again, no licensed prostitute has contracted HIV in Nevada for more than 25 years.
Various news sources report Grammy-nominated Dancehall artist Buju Banton is being held in Florida on drug-related charges. Banton, whose government name is Mark Anthony Myrie, has been in federal custody since December 10 after being arrested with a large quantity of cocaine. DEA spokesman David Melenkevitz said Banton was arrested on a charge of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilograms of cocaine.
Banton has enjoyed strong ties within the Hip Hop community. During a storied career he has used collaborations with Ice Cube, Fat Joe, Busta Rhymes and others to crossover into both the Pop and Hip Hop markets.
“He is here … I can’t tell you when he will go to court or anything like that, but yes, he is here facing a charge of possession and the intent to distribute cocaine,” said an anonymous DEA officer to Jamaican news paper The Gleaner. Buju Banton’s ninth studio album, Rasta Got Soul, is currently nominated for a Grammy.
Now with a new Interscope deal under Will.I.Am Music Group and coming 5th album tentatively titled Flesh Tones, Kelis is back for her avant-garde crown. We caught a few minutes with the resilient divorcée and new mother as she spoke about frank New Yorkers, pregnancy pros, and stuntin’ on R&B’s young’ns. Don’t play with fire.
Honey: First off, congrats on your newborn! Did you have any doubts about recording so early again after having Knight?
Kelis: Actually, I never thought about it. Organically one thing just led to the other. I feel like your child should be a part of your life, not that your life should change because of your child. I never wanted to be that type of woman who couldn’t balance her family and work.
True, life is all about symmetry. I imagine motherhood has been good to you?
Yeah, honestly it’s awesome. I really, really love it.
What’s your favorite part?
Waking up at five in the morning and seeing that Knight’s awake and he’s got this bright, sunny, delicious face looking at me like, “Good morning mom.” It’s literally the greatest thing to wake up to and it tickles me every time. I adore him.
Aww! What about your outlook on life, has being a mother changed that at all?
It’s put a lot of things into perspective. I don’t think it’s changed who I am, but I think it just makes what’s important clear.
On your blog you mentioned walking down the street pregnant and hearing New Yorkers say so much to you. You recently went through your divorce with Nas and when a lot of celebrity couples separate, the public tends to take sides and be very verbal about who they do and don’t support…
I don’t give a shit about that. I don’t give a shit what anyone has to say about [my divorce].
Were you receiving both love and hate?
Yeah, I get both, but I don’t really care either way (laughs). At the end of the day it’s my life.
Indeed. I must ask, despite everything are you and Nas cool with each other?
(Laughs) We’re not talking about it.
Damn! Okay, respected. Going back to your site, the first thing that caught our attention was your hair. What inspired the silver and gold look?
Oh, I don’t know, I just feel like an animal. I kept thinking of a wolf or a husky and that’s what they look like.
Are you the type to wake up and say “I want to switch my hair up today” or is it premeditated?
Um, it’s a little bit of both.
Is this your favorite look?
Mmm, no, it’s just for right now. Every look I’ve had is my favorite look (laughs).
In regards to you, that seems to be the consensus for a lot of today’s female artists as well. How do you feel about all these half-shaved heads on chicks like Cassie and Rihanna?
Well I was definitely the first to do it. The only other person I would give credit before me is Pepa. Other than that, I expect them to copy me. What else are they supposed to do? They’re young. God bless them.
It gets interesting though because you’ve reached a point where you can actually see the artists of Generation Kelis, yet it’s not like you’ve retired.
Yeah. At the end of the day, everyone is just waiting for someone to do something new and if it’s generally me, then I’ll take that responsibility (laughs).
Who do you think did your look the best?
Oh, I don’t know. They’re all duplicates (laughs).
(Laughs) You’re like, “I did it the best, fuck that!”
I did though (laughs).
You got that! So we hear you’re a certified chef, it’s good to see an artist do more than just acting on the side. Has cooking always been your thing?
I just love food. I love the lifestyle of it and I love that every great event in one’s life is surrounded by food. Everywhere there’s love there’s food.
I imagine being a chef would come in handy during your pregnancy, but were you eating any crazy combos like PB and pickles?
(Laughs) Not at all. I just tend to eat everything, but not anything weird.
Was it easy for you to lose the baby weight?
I was scared to death actually, but there was no way I wasn’t losing that weight. Absolutely, no way!
Being a style icon did you feel limited with your wardrobe options while pregnant?
Oh, totally. I was completely limited. But finally you just surrender and say “You know what? I’m enormous and this is what it is.” I’m just so happy to be wearing normal clothes again.
Did you have a outfit while pregnant that you were proud of and would actually wear on the body you have now?
I think I pulled myself together pretty well. But I don’t know if I’d wear [those outfits] again. I just looked like a nice pregnant lady (laughs). Am I running to put that shit back on now? No!
You might’ve actually become a fashion icon for pregnant women.
(Laughs) Maybe. I mean [pregnancy] is not the most ideal physical situation, but it’s amazing when you can be both beautiful and pregnant. Because of the discomfort, I think a lot of women just give up. But I never gave up. My hair and nails were always done and I was always wearing something bright and shiny, made me feel better. I think that’s important.
So what’s Kelis’ style for 2010?
Honestly, I haven’t completely figured it out yet. Because I named my son Knight, I think I’ve been in a kind of Joan of Arc, World of Battles vibe. So everything has been lots of armor and metal for right now. But I have no idea where I’m going with it.
You’ve been in the business for over ten years now, where’s your mind at with creating a 5th album? Are you nervous or confident?
As far as music goes, if I’m not a little bit nervous, then I’m not doing what I should be doing. You gotta be nervous because it means your actually taking a chance and going towards something better. Nerves are important. Secondly, I feel fantastic. I just turned 30 and it’s been amazing. Being a woman in your 30s, things just start to make sense. You’re as sexy as you’ll ever be and you just feel really good. I love where I’m at in my life right now.
While word hasn’t come directly from their mouths, word is Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have broken up.
According to a HollywoodLife.com source, the A-list duo is “totally over” after a weekend where Rodriguez was spotted partying in Miami with a gaggle of women and looking “VERY single.” Miss Hudson, meanwhile, was flying solo in New York to promote ‘Nine.’
“Kate and A-Rod broke up,” the HollywoodLife.com source insists. There’s been no confirmation or denial from either Alex’s or Kate’s publicist as of yet.
Rodriguez and Hudson began dating in May. Soon enough, Hudson was spotted watching her new squeeze play ball with the New York Yankees. She was there all through the playoffs, and even into the World Series, which Rodriguez helped the Yankees win.
Hudson, during a recent interview with David Letterman, called Rodriguez “a nice guy,” adding that it “was a really fun summer” after the ‘Late Show’ host peppered her with dating questions.